SHF High-school Fanfic

[SRB]

Angy can~?

I have no idea why my phone cannot understand the word cat.

 

[SsemouyOnan]

*gives smol angy Russian cat*
Here you go~
(it may or may not be a Cthulhu in disguise~)

I sometimes took care of Lovecraft's cat, so it should be fine. They are quite docile as long as you refrain from speaking their true name...

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Why not run~? You can run faster than a train~

I can't show my true powers to mortals! what if they tax it!

We also have to clean up at least a bit to appease the janitor~

...I forgot about him
*runs of to clean the bits of Theirl with a flamethrower*

 

[Azure_Fog]

I have no idea why my phone cannot understand the word cat.

Angy can!
*opens can*
*rumble rumble*
*can explodes*
*gets drenched in grapefruit sparkling water*

I can't show my true powers to mortals! what if they tax it!

Hmmm~ True~

...I forgot about him
*runs of to clean the bits of Theirl with a flamethrower*

Ehe~

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Angy can!
*opens can*
*rumble rumble*
*can explodes*
*gets drenched in grapefruit sparkling water*

sounds tasty
*help clean*

 

[Azure_Fog]

sounds tasty
*help clean*

That tickles~
Hehehe~

 

[Deleted member 146224]

That tickles~
Hehehe~

?
*almost dies from cute*
so cute~

 

[Azure_Fog]

?
*almost dies from cute*
so cute~

N-not cute~!!
*tries to stab*
*slips and falls from puddle from can*

 

[Nahrenne]

I sometimes took care of Lovecraft's cat, so it should be fine. They are quite docile as long as you refrain from speaking their true name...

Good job you didn't have to look after Schrödinger's cat, you'd have been looking everywhere and nowhere for it all the time.
'-'

X

 

[SRB]

I sometimes took care of Lovecraft's cat, so it should be fine. They are quite docile as long as you refrain from speaking their true name...

What's wrong with his name?
(one Google search later)
Ah.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

N-not cute~!!
*tries to stab*
*slips and falls from puddle from can*

*catches at the last moment*
You need to be more careful Your Stabbyness, I'd be sad if something happened to you
*hugs but allows to be stabbed*

 

[Azure_Fog]

*catches at the last moment*
You need to be more careful Your Stabbyness, I'd be sad if something happened to you
*hugs but allows to be stabbed*

*stabs*
The floor is in more danger than me~

 

[SRB]

Good job you didn't have to look after Schrödinger's cat, you'd have been looking everywhere and nowhere for it all the time.
'-'

X

Wouldn't she be looking at one cat, that's both dead and alive?

 

[Deleted member 146224]

*stabs*
The floor is in more danger than me~

That's true we can't have you demolish everything all the way to the planet core

 

[RepresentingDesire]

Wouldn't she be looking at one cat, that's both dead and alive?

No she would look a a cat that is in a state of quantum superposition, so the cat is ine every state possible at the same time.

 

[Azure_Fog]

Wouldn't she be looking at one cat, that's both dead and alive?

No idea~
*hands Schrödinger's cat*

That's true we can't have you demolish everything all the way to the planet core

But… why~?

 

[Nahrenne]

Wouldn't she be looking at one cat, that's both dead and alive?

Somewhat?
But also there and not there at the same time.
Especially if delivered in a box.


X

 

[Deleted member 146224]

But… why~?

...because it would be bad?

 

[MidnightFox]

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hmmm im stuck could u help me down

Oh a talking Pinata, wonder what would happen if i hit it with lightning?

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Oh a talking Pinata, wonder what would happen if i hit it with lightning?

it would burn
unless it's a Theirl pinata
then it would burn painfuly