Depressing & Dad Jokes

[Kureous]

I thought it should be easy for Kureous to come up with a joke. After all, you only need to pull out a wand from the shelf and go "Kureous, very Kureous." Works like a charm, trust me.

 

[Kureous]

Wolves are like cards

Because they arrive in packs

 

[RepresentingDesire]

I can't stop the fluid from my eye(s).
The bleeding can't be stopped.
I lost to many braincells here.

 

[SRB]

Why don't vampires use autocorrect?
Because they love Type Os

 

[Deleted member 84247]

Why don't vampires use autocorrect?
Because they love Type Os

You know those vampires were always jealous of my perfection. They were all Representing Envy.

 

[fluffypie374]

Voidiris's eyes bled so much that they lost their iris, leaving empty voids?

 

[Kureous]

Voidiris's eyes bled so much that they lost their iris, leaving empty voids?

I see you've got some skills ? ?

 

[fluffypie374]

So, there's a vampire named Envy. Then, you introduce the vampire named Jealous. Can we say are re-presenting envy in another way?

 

[Kureous]

Anne drew Tate the other day and fell sick

So we gave her red pills to cure her.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

Why do vampires suck at introspection?
They aren't good at reflecting.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

How come two vampires are never exactly the same?
They can't mirror each other's behavior.

 

[Kureous]

Some fluffy cat actors started sharing their ideas with the world yesterday. I guess you could say—

That it was a really cute pawed cast.

 

[RepresentingDesire]

Voidiris's eyes bled so much that they lost their iris, leaving empty voids?

Indeed I cried so much my eyes started to look vacant.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

What did @HelloHound do with her useless knick-knacks?
She pawned them off.
I also heard she hounded them for a good price.

 

[Kureous]

I'll read what u guys cook up tomorrow. ? ?

 

[SRB]

"It's impossible," said Reason,
"It's reckless," Mind replied,
"It's useless," Pride cut off,
"Try it," whispered Dream,
"Ihih fyr fyr shk shk shk", a huge echidna puffed

 

[BearlyAlive]

Why don't ants go to church?

Spoiler

Because they're insects

How do you identify a vegan?

Spoiler

They'll tell you.

Where do icebears lodge in china?

Spoiler

The Pen Gu Inn

 

[Deleted member 84247]

Why don't ants go to church?

Spoiler

Because they're insects

How do you identify a vegan?

Spoiler

They'll tell you.

Where do icebears lodge in china?

Spoiler

The Pen Gu Inn

What do you call an ursine that nearly dies?
BearlyAlive

 

[georgelee5786]

What do you call a Wizarding cow?

Spoiler

Dairy Potter

 

[RepresentingDesire]

Why don't ants go to church?

Spoiler

Because they're insects

Don't you know catholic bugcore? It's a truly divine music.