SHF High-school Fanfic

[Deleted member 146224]

I stabbed my eyes~ You can have a blindfold~
*blindfolds Daikon*

Nooo! Your beautiful eyes! Your Stabbyness! I refuse! Loss of any part of my Eldritch is unacceptable!

Can you match the speed of Lightning in order to do so?

I can always use a fork you wont even see it coming!

That's it, I'm left with no choice... I'm using my ultimate minion secret technique that can touch the innermost heart of even eldritch beings! >_<

 

[Azure_Fog]

Nooo! Your beautiful eyes! Your Stabbyness! I refuse! Loss of any part of my Eldritch is unacceptable!

*heals eyes*
Okay~ You’re staying blindfolded though~

 

[SsemouyOnan]

I'm going to thrash around and cry very, very loudly in the middle of the busiest hallway in the school! I shall whine so pitifully, so irritably, in a manner that the entire campus will hear, all the way from the basement to Headmaster Tony's office. Every soul shall know about my inelegant and unruly behavior. And I won't stop until someone brings Lord Matcha back! UWAAAAAAAHH T_T

*gives green tea guy Matcha body pillow to Ssemouy*
Problem solves~

Thanks starts crying into the pillow

 

[Deleted member 146224]

*heals eyes*
Okay~ You’re staying blindfolded though~

Nice Now I can be all helpless and poor and oh so pitiful and charm you nyahaa!

 

[SRB]

Also, @MidnightFox1 , congratulations. You’re eldritch class now, assuming the other eldritch agree.
@Simple_Russian_Boi @DannyTheDaikon @quagma

aaaAAAAAAAAAAAA

I'm back. Let her in, she's fine.

 

[Azure_Fog]

I'm going to thrash around and cry very, very loudly in the middle of the busiest hallway in the school! I shall whine so pitifully, so irritably, in a manner that the entire campus will hear, all the way from the basement to Headmaster Tony's office. Every soul shall know about my inelegant and unruly behavior. And I won't stop until someone brings Lord Matcha back! UWAAAAAAAHH T_T

Thanks starts crying into the pillow

Have fun~
*hands Matcha plushie*
You might want to contain yourself before Tony shows up~ The janitor will probably let you off the hook… Only probably though~

 

[Deleted member 146224]

I'm going to thrash around and cry very, very loudly in the middle of the busiest hallway in the school! I shall whine so pitifully, so irritably, in a manner that the entire campus will hear, all the way from the basement to Headmaster Tony's office. Every soul shall know about my inelegant and unruly behavior. And I won't stop until someone brings Lord Matcha back! UWAAAAAAAHH T_T

Thanks starts crying into the pillow

*picks you up from the floor along with the Matcha pillow*
*carries you back to you room*
You're staying here, young lady, until you calm down.
*leaves*

 

[SRB]

I'm going to thrash around and cry very, very loudly in the middle of the busiest hallway in the school! I shall whine so pitifully, so irritably, in a manner that the entire campus will hear, all the way from the basement to Headmaster Tony's office. Every soul shall know about my inelegant and unruly behavior. And I won't stop until someone brings Lord Matcha back! UWAAAAAAAHH T_T

Thanks starts crying into the pillow

... What da fuk happened? I leave for a couple hours to deliver some stuff, and you're already crying?

*brings the soul of @MatchaChocolate69 back, collecting it piece by piece and shoves it back into his body*

He's alive again, just don't drink more sus coffee, da Comrade?

 

[Azure_Fog]

... What da fuk happened? I leave for a couple hours to deliver some stuff, and you're already crying?

*brings the soul of @MatchaChocolate69 back, collecting it piece by piece and shoves it back into his body*

He's alive again, just don't drink more sus coffee, da Comrade?

Want some~? I can prepare some lower level stuff if you want~
I think you can handle it though considering your alcohol resistance~

 

[SRB]

Want some~? I can prepare some lower level stuff if you want~
I think you can handle it though considering your alcohol resistance~

Eh, sure. I didn't have time to drink today, so that would be interesting. I'll look at the coffee and then drink it.

 

[Azure_Fog]

Eh, sure. I didn't have time to drink today, so that would be interesting. I'll look at the coffee and then drink it.

Sounds good~

You stare into the abyss of coffee, and it stares back.
You see the start and end of the universe flash before you; nothing too far out of the ordinary.
You swirl it around and you can faintly hear the sound of screaming blackholes.
Taking a sip, it tastes… rather pleasant.
It’s heavy, but a floating ball of fingers won’t be held down easily.
The caffeine sits in and you start to feel a bit dizzy… perhaps… drunk?
You down the rest and the feeling intensifies, but nothing too far out of the ordinary happens.

 

[SsemouyOnan]

*picks you up from the floor along with the Matcha pillow*
*carries you back to you room*
You're staying here, young lady, until you calm down.
*leaves*

I'm going to wet the beeeeeeed! T_T

... What da fuk happened? I leave for a couple hours to deliver some stuff, and you're already crying?

*brings the soul of @MatchaChocolate69 back, collecting it piece by piece and shoves it back into his body*

He's alive again, just don't drink more sus coffee, da Comrade?

Oh, nevermind, thanks a million comrade! ^_^

 

[ArcadiaBlade]

The usual

Probably someone is being bullied, another being tsundere or just Azure stabbing people? Right?

Stuff~ Eldritch coffee~
I’d advise against having some, but I can give you some~

Great! I just came back from running all day so I could get some drink to-Wait a minute...

Is this safe?

 

[Deleted member 146224]

I'm going to wet the beeeeeeed! T_T

Note to self: Even when dying do NOT ever get in the same bed as Rootling...

Is this safe?

Nothing in this school is safe, Sensei...

 

[Azure_Fog]

Great! I just came back from running all day so I could get some drink to-Wait a minute...

Is this safe?

Depends~

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

Depends~

?

 

[Chiyuki_Hoshino]

Hopechu get better babe, remember to not stick your feet out of your blanket or the monster under your bed might eat it

Sis I think you are a monster who craves my feet

 

[MidnightFox]

I can always use a fork you wont even see it coming!

And exactly how is a fork going to help against a body that's made entirely of Lightning and no physical substance?

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

My last chapter written by me is out, featuring or mentioning, not in order of importance: @Reinaislost , @SsemouyOnan , @RepresentingEnvy , @Azure_Fog , @DannyTheDaikon , @Stealthy_Enigma , @Prince_Azmiran_Myrian , @georgelee5786 , @Kureous , @Simple_Russian_Boi , @HelloHound , @Iamnotabot , @Pixytokisaki14 , @Voidiris , @Nahrenne , @MidnightFox1 , @Rhaps and @Corty .

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[ArcadiaBlade]

Nothing in this school is safe, Sensei...

Well, the least safe means its the safest, thats what CN novels had taught me. Though, I do have experience being drugged before.

Depends~

On second thought...I feel like I'm not thirsty anymore...