SHF High-school Fanfic

MatchaChocolate69

? Your Valentine ?
Joined
Sep 25, 2023
Messages
859
Points
133
:blob_reach:. I would still like to fall into eternal slumber until a pure-hearted villain kisses me(on the forehead) though, just so I can brag to fellow minions that it happened.
@MatchaChocolate69 your minion needs you!
:blob_neutral: @MatchaChocolate69 Wanna give a girl a few smoochies?

I'm a third-rate villain, and I don't have a pure heart.

But let's give it a try.

 
D

Deleted member 146224

Guest
Why~? I can provide all the snickers you need~ You don't need this vent rat~
*slices vent rat in half*
*rips out vent rat's heart and eats*
:blob_neutral: ...I'm sorry Theirl... At least you'll be free from that vodka debt?
Your Stabbyness, I just though that getting a mere Snickers is beneath you, therefore I asked this...*looks at the murdered Theirl* ...unfortunate soul, to deliver :sweat_smile:
 

Azure_Fog

More stabby, more happy~
Joined
Sep 5, 2023
Messages
271
Points
133
Not really, I'm eating right now. Don't wanna interrupt myself with pain and all that.
Okay~
:blob_neutral: ...I'm sorry Theirl... At least you'll be free from that vodka debt?
Your Stabbyness, I just though that getting a mere Snickers is beneath you, therefore I asked this...*looks at the murdered Theirl* ...unfortunate soul, to deliver :sweat_smile:
I would do it for a certain daikon~
 
  • Like
Reactions: SRB
D

Deleted member 146224

Guest
I would do it for a certain daikon~
*falls to her knees*
Dang it! She's too powerful when she's being nice...
*collects self to a proper Daikon form*
I shall do it! I will just sent out a copy of myself to grab it from the cafeteria! You Stabbyness is too good for this! :blob_uwu: :blob_evil:
 

Nahrenne

Pure and Innocent Maiden~
Joined
Jan 2, 2019
Messages
1,100
Points
153
Every time you say that I'm a good boy, I feel like a family dog or something. Dunno what to feel about that. :blob_neutral:
Well...saying good man doesn't sound right to me.
Makes it feel like I've become a 1940's British airforce pilot or something:
"I say, good man, what are you doing this fine day? We going to take on the Jerries like usual, old chap?"

Just...doesn't feel right.
Plus, I think of you as a lovable guy who deserves a lot of huggles and praises so...
...good boy.

*huggles*

\(^o^)/
I'm a third-rate villain, and I don't have a pure heart.

But let's give it a try.

Nice that you're trying.

A little unsure about your choice of pic, though...considering those characters are brother and sister and enter an incestuous relationship at one point where the bed is involved...
'-'

Not sure that was the vibe you were going for.
:sweat_smile:

For reference, the characters are Natsume and Yuuki from [Vampire Knight]


X
 

Azure_Fog

More stabby, more happy~
Joined
Sep 5, 2023
Messages
271
Points
133
*falls to her knees*
Dang it! She's too powerful when she's being nice...
*collects self to a proper Daikon form*
I shall do it! I will just sent out a copy of myself to grab it from the cafeteria! You Stabbyness is too good for this! :blob_uwu: :blob_evil:
Okay then~
*teleports to copy*
*stabs copy*
*eats copy*
*grabs a handful of snickers*
*teleports b*
Here you go~
Dang it! She's too powerful when she's being nice...
*stabs*
 
D

Deleted member 146224

Guest
Okay then~
*teleports to copy*
*stabs copy*
*eats copy*
*grabs a handful of snickers*
*teleports b*
Here you go~

*stabs*
Ah! Your Stabbyness, I don't deserve such wonderful Stabstress! How could I repay you for your kindness?
 

SRB

:Simple Russian Boi:
Joined
Sep 8, 2022
Messages
939
Points
133
Well...saying good man doesn't sound right to me.
Makes it feel like I've become a 1940's British airforce pilot or something:
"I say, good man, what are you doing this fine day? We going to take on the Jerries like usual, old chap?"

Just...doesn't feel right.
Plus, I think of you as a lovable guy who deserves a lot of huggles and praises so...
...good boy.

*huggles*

\(^o^)/
*huggles back*

Woof blya!

загруженное (23).jpeg

Nice that you're trying.

A little unsure about your choice of pic, though...considering those characters are brother and sister and enter an incestuous relationship at one point where the bed is involved...
'-'

Not sure that was the vibe you were going for.
:sweat_smile:

For reference, the characters are Natsume and Yuuki from [Vampire Knight]


X
I feel like Matcha didn't think this through...
 
Top