SHF High-school Fanfic

[SRB]

Yeah thats right! Rootling to the rescue!

good lord how can people use shf on a phone only. typing is too hard

We are people of focus, commitment and sheer fucking will.

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Understood~
Hehehe~ This had better be good~

Here you go! it may not look like it, but it is definitely daikon soup. (the soup is metaphorical) Please eat it before the human souls escape the throne of agony. Me and goddess daikon made it with love <3. those are definitely not crushed up organs poured over a shaping tray.

Now excuse me, I shall now be descending into the sixth plane of torment as repentance for my sins(and sacrificing my soul in 700 different contracts to accomplish this recipe)

tho seriously it took so much effort for the AI to generate even just a bit of blood

 

[LuoirM]

Here you go! it may not look like it, but it is definitely daikon soup. (the soup is metaphorical) Please eat it before the human souls escape the throne of agony. Me and goddess daikon made it with love <3. those are definitely not crushed up organs poured over a shaping tray.

Now excuse me, I shall now be descending into the sixth plane of torment as repentance for my sins(and sacrificing my soul in 700 different contracts to accomplish this recipe)

tho seriously it took so much effort for the AI to generate even just a bit of blood

....
*inhale*
...
*exhale*
*moment of silence*

W O U L D

 

[Nahrenne]

If playing with women's hearts means giving them all my love, then yes, I am a player.
What a cool cringe line for a caricature character.

'-'
Cheater

That I like you is no secret!
Assur is my rival? I consider A2 a friend, and now that I know where is from, I don't know if I could betray A2 like that.

'-'

X

 

[Nahrenne]

I just woke up from being "healed" by the nurse... I was starving and he wasn't around... My hand moved on it's own But it was damn fine cookie

'-'
*offers you some chicken tikka masala with rice, garlic and coriander naan, and an onion bhaji*

Here you go! it may not look like it, but it is definitely daikon soup. (the soup is metaphorical) Please eat it before the human souls escape the throne of agony. Me and goddess daikon made it with love <3. those are definitely not crushed up organs poured over a shaping tray.

Now excuse me, I shall now be descending into the sixth plane of torment as repentance for my sins(and sacrificing my soul in 700 different contracts to accomplish this recipe)

tho seriously it took so much effort for the AI to generate even just a bit of blood

This looks both grotesque and beautiful at the same time.
I can't decide if it's grotesquely beautiful or beautifully grotesque, though.


I wouldn't eat it, though.

X

 

[MidnightFox]

@SsemouyOnan must have the will of a true villain to not feel me tampering with her?

 

[Deleted member 146224]

With determination

We are people of focus, commitment and sheer fucking will.

I lack all of those. I'm a full size keyboard peasant. My little fingers don't like touch controls

Here you go! it may not look like it, but it is definitely daikon soup. (the soup is metaphorical) Please eat it before the human souls escape the throne of agony. Me and goddess daikon made it with love <3. those are definitely not crushed up organs poured over a shaping tray.

Now excuse me, I shall now be descending into the sixth plane of torment as repentance for my sins(and sacrificing my soul in 700 different contracts to accomplish this recipe)

tho seriously it took so much effort for the AI to generate even just a bit of blood

Oh my gahd I look amazing! so... Eldritch my Rootling so talented

'-'
*offers you some chicken tikka masala with rice, garlic and coriander naan, and an onion bhaji*

This looks both grotesque and beautiful at the same time.
I can't decide if it's grotesquely beautiful or beautifully grotesque, though.


I wouldn't eat it, though.

X

Thank you! I was just getting hungry!

 

[Deleted member 146224]

@SsemouyOnan must have the will of a true villain to not feel me tampering with her?

She was busy cooking me

 

[MidnightFox]

She was busy cooking me

I see now, @SsemouyOnan wasn't meant to be a minion nor was she meant to be a villain, she was a chef all along, my bad

 

[Azure_Fog]

(the soup is metaphorical)

Nope~ It’s literally soup~ Everything us soup, after all.

Now excuse me, I shall now be descending into the sixth plane of torment as repentance for my sins(and sacrificing my soul in 700 different contracts to accomplish this recipe)

Would you like me to stab the 700 contractors~?

tho seriously it took so much effort for the AI to generate even just a bit of blood

Good job~

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Now, for the final rating…
Looks: 27/27
Cooking skills: (|x| in x^2 + 16x + 64) out of 8
Taste: (American) log base 3 of 531,441 out of 12
Cilantro penalty: -inverse cosine of 0.99026806874

Comments:
Cilantro tastes like soap. Bad.
Liver/tongues were tasty~
Main dish reminded me of human souls~
Side dishes with attached fungus were nice and crunchy~
Organs were nice too~
Needs more blood~

Final rating: 39/47
Verdict: Tasty
Verdict without cilantro: Delicious

Conclusion: Danny is delicious without cilantro~ Any attempts to bring cilantro will result in death~

 

[MidnightFox]

Her determination as a chef is commendable indeed

 

[Nahrenne]

She was busy cooking me

You were a bun in the oven?


X

 

[SsemouyOnan]

....
*inhale*
...
*exhale*
*moment of silence*

W O U L D

You're coming with me to the sixth plane of torment by the way. I'm throwing you down the stairs to the next layer.

@SsemouyOnan must have the will of a true villain to not feel me tampering with her?

A true and proper villainess waits for one event to resolve before proceeding to the next. The flag is set, but it has yet to truly trigger. Let it be known that only Danny(as food), Azure and Ssemouy are within the scene at this very moment.

 

[Azure_Fog]

@DannyTheDaikon I have rated you~ (I forgot to mention you in the reply, sorry~)

Nope~ It’s literally soup~ Everything us soup, after all.

Would you like me to stab the 700 contractors~?

Good job~

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Now, for the final rating…
Looks: 27/27
Cooking skills: (|x| in x^2 + 16x + 64) out of 8
Taste: (American) log base 3 of 531,441 out of 12
Cilantro penalty: -inverse cosine of 0.99026806874

Comments:
Cilantro tastes like soap. Bad.
Liver/tongues were tasty~
Main dish reminded me of human souls~
Side dishes with attached fungus were nice and crunchy~
Organs were nice too~
Needs more blood~

Final rating: 39/47
Verdict: Tasty
Verdict without cilantro: Delicious

Conclusion: Danny is delicious without cilantro~ Any attempts to bring cilantro will result in death~

 

[Aaqil]

the cookie I stole from @Aaqil was indeed very good. I gave him 2 more in return when he wasn't looking, though! Maybe there's still hope...

 

[LuoirM]

You're coming with me to the sixth plane of torment by the way. I'm throwing you down the stairs to the next layer.

The idea of going somewhere with a female character makes me accept the latter statement so lets' go

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Nope~ It’s literally soup~ Everything us soup, after all.

Would you like me to stab the 700 contractors~?

Good job~

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Now, for the final rating…
Looks: 27/27
Cooking skills: (|x| in x^2 + 16x + 64) out of 8
Taste: (American) log base 3 of 531,441 out of 12
Cilantro penalty: -inverse cosine of 0.99026806874

Comments:
Cilantro tastes like soap. Bad.
Liver/tongues were tasty~
Main dish reminded me of human souls~
Side dishes with attached fungus were nice and crunchy~
Organs were nice too~
Needs more blood~

Final rating: 39/47
Verdict: Tasty
Verdict without cilantro: Delicious

Conclusion: Danny is delicious without cilantro~ Any attempts to bring cilantro will result in death~

That's not cilantro though! That's Danny's leaves >_> I wouldn't really taint her taste with cilantro, or any soup with vegetables for that matter.

The idea of going somewhere with a female character makes me accept the latter statement so lets' go

Nah I asked the courier to separate us with an impenetrable wall

 

[Azure_Fog]

That's Danny's leaves

I ate her stem already though~?

 

[Deleted member 146224]

(I forgot to mention you in the reply, sorry~)

It's okay I was finishing LC run

Now, for the final rating…
Looks: 27/27
Cooking skills: (|x| in x^2 + 16x + 64) out of 8
Taste: (American) log base 3 of 531,441 out of 12
Cilantro penalty: -inverse cosine of 0.99026806874

y u torment me woman with math like this

Comments:
Cilantro tastes like soap. Bad.
Liver/tongues were tasty~
Main dish reminded me of human souls~
Side dishes with attached fungus were nice and crunchy~
Organs were nice too~
Needs more blood~

Final rating: 39/47
Verdict: Tasty
Verdict without cilantro: Delicious

Conclusion: Danny is delicious without cilantro~ Any attempts to bring cilantro will result in death~

That's not cilantro though! That's Danny's leaves >_> I wouldn't really taint her taste with cilantro, or any soup with vegetables for that matter.

Verdict @Azure_Fog thinks I'm delicious and therefore starting from this moment you shall call me delicious

You were a bun in the oven?


X

I was a masterpiece crafted by my dear Rootling

???????????????????????

I ate her stem already though~?

I regens faster than you munch

 

[Azure_Fog]

Verdict @Azure_Fog thinks I'm delicious and therefore starting from this moment you shall call me delicious

Delicious. Without. Cilantro.

I regens faster than you munch

I doubt that~