SHF High-school Fanfic

[Chiyuki_Hoshino]

It's just like that one time in Thailand all over again!

Once again, sorry sis this is my responsibility and I messed up. I will look for her now *Quickly grabbed the coat on the hanger and ran out of the house*

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

U bully everyone

I don't bully nice and innocent people , take aaqil and enigma for example you never see me booling them

The moment she stops, it will begin anew. The Duck can be only pacified with bread and only for a short time. Such is nature of an Eldritch

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I never read such a mean submission yet.

You can be like Jason and look ok

Join us~ Join us~! JOIN US~!!!

When did we drop the bar so low?

...Of old age?

No snu snu?

'o'
And you still want to be a loli...

...x...

M.A.M Let a man dream

I have a conspiracy theory... Rhaps' drugs were all just a cover up! Corty is actually a wizard who developed a lolification spell to be youthful again.

I am sorry my beloved minion but I have to do this

It's a normal desire to have and I think I'm the youngest person here.

No I am.

When you get past 30, you realize you can only devolve in personality as the years go by.

Nah you can still have that old people wit and charisma

I'm actually now curious...
Does @MatchaChocolate69 have muscles or not...?

Does he work out at all?

X

He probably has diabetes with all the chocolate

 

[MidnightFox]

I was betting on 25 at best

And you would be correct, if you were guessing my age that is

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

Considering how done I am with life, I expected myself to be at least 30 or 40 years old. So you guys better be younger than me since you all my students and I don't teach older students whose probably my father at this point.

You do realise that you teach eldritch creatures who are kazillions of years old right?

 

[RepresentingDesire]

You do realise that you teach eldritch creatures who are kazillions of years old right?

Bold of you to assume that age exists.

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

Guys, I'm actually 14. With a few extra seasons... Maybe a couple OVAs and a movie...

Wait I've been shipping you with matcha since the beginning , oh jod no the FBI are coming.....

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

Bold of you to assume that age exists.

Time is relative anyways.

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

You can be like Jason and look ok

How f*cking true. I want to be Jason.

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

You are very lucky, then.
I envy you.
'-'

X

Don't say the e-word or you will summon her and Her

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

I'm 16, so I'm the youngest.

Wuh?,how can you be older than me???

 

[Deleted member 84247]

Don't say the e-word or you will summon her and Her

Endeed!

 

[Deleted member 146224]

I don't bully nice and innocent people , take aaqil and enigma for example you never see me booling them

Nobody is heartless enough to bully them. And if you try I'll be coming for you

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When did we drop the bar so low?

Ever since you were allowed to join

I am sorry my beloved minion but I have to do this

Don't you dare. That's my Rootling

Wuh?,how can you be older than me???

Elementary school duckling confirmed

 

[MidnightFox]

Considering how done I am with life, I expected myself to be at least 30 or 40 years old. So you guys better be younger than me since you all my students and I don't teach older students whose probably my father at this point.

Some of the students can manipulate time so what if a few of them turn out to be your fathers as well

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Some of the students can manipulate time so what if a few of them turn out to be your fathers as well

But Corty cant find even one... The injustice

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

Ever since you were allowed to join

Yes but the bar was dropped even lower for you.

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

Nobody is heartless enough to bully them. And if you try I'll be coming for you

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Ever since you were allowed to join

Don't you dare. That's my Rootling


Elementary school duckling confirmed

All this post for me? This makes me so happy.

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

Elementary school

Bruh I'm literally in the same highschool as you are right now.

 

[LuoirM]

Once again, sorry sis this is my responsibility and I messed up. I will look for her now *Quickly grabbed the coat on the hanger and ran out of the house*

Nah, she's gone she's gone, imma punish you, take off your shoes

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

Nah, she's gone she's gone, imma punish you, take off your shoes

Just so you know I am not kind to those who harm my daily bread bringers , especially to those who they themselves haven't given the bread they promised

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Yes but the bar was dropped even lower for you.

All this post for me? This makes me so happy.

Know my kindness, Duckling. Even I'm willing to show you some attention every once in a while

Bruh I'm literally in the same highschool as you are right now.

I'm filing for transfer...