SHF High-school Fanfic

[Nahrenne]

Wait lemmie check how you died...
*a few moments later*
Void's tentacles

'-'
Is that classed as being stabbed?
Wouldn't that be strangled/squeezd to death?

Why are you stretched?

He's trying to eke out his existence/presence

Yup, we've watched enough hentai to know how she died

Being strangled/squeezed?

*gasps* No... Not my pure maiden Nahrenne, the Goddess of Huggles

'-'
I feel like I'm misunderstanding death by tentacles...

@Simple_Russian_Boi Has your hands and penis

So...he's become a kind of Raputin, then?
I heard there were a lot of people trying to get his penis after he died, claiming it gave them strong fertility or something by just owning it
It was apparently quite massive, too
'-'

@Ran-Ron has your balls

Is that for stress relief?
You know, like those balls you squeeze in your hands to calm you down
'-'

@Simple_Russian_Boi is not going to give your hands up
@Ran-Ron is never going to let your balls down
@Azure_Fog ate your heart and hurt you

A subtle Rick Roll
'-'

X

 

[Deleted member 146224]

'-'
Is that classed as being stabbed?
Wouldn't that be strangled/squeezd to death?

The Eldritch can also do stabby stabby with tentacles, sadly

'-'
I feel like I'm misunderstanding death by tentacles...

huggles?

Ehhh~ Those aren't murderous enough for a murder roll~

I'm not the murderer here. I'm a good nice delicious daikon

 

[Nahrenne]

The Eldritch can also do stabby stabby with tentacles, sadly

Ehhhhh?
I'd rather be hugged to death, tbh
At least I received some affection while I died.

huggles?

*huggles you*
\(^o^)/

X

 

[Theirl]

Is that for stress relief?
You know, like those balls you squeeze in your hands to calm you down

Do NOT do that pls!

 

[Azure_Fog]

delicious daikon

Tasty. At. Best.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Ehhhhh?
I'd rather be hugged to death, tbh
At least I received some affection while I died.

Okey I hug without murdering

*huggles you*
\(^o^)/

X

yay! Huggles!

Tasty. At. Best.

delicious

 

[Azure_Fog]

delicious

Tasty. At. Best. *stabs*

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Tasty. At. Best. *stabs*

*blocks* *stands on toes to be taller* *looks down menacingly*
No.

Delicious!

 

[Azure_Fog]

*blocks* *stands on toes to be taller* *looks down menacingly*
No.

Delicious!

Hmmm~ Cook yourself for me to prove it and I’ll consider changing my mind~

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Hmmm~ Cook yourself for me to prove it and I’ll consider changing my mind~

hmmm... hmmmm..... hmmmmmmmmm.... should I or shouldn't I.... hmmmm... hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... tempting

 

[SsemouyOnan]

I shall help!

I went and read back anyways. Theirl really did a 3v1, I guess you can say he had his head in the clouds.

hmmm... hmmmm..... hmmmmmmmmm.... should I or shouldn't I.... hmmmm... hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... tempting

I can help you cook yourself!

 

[Deleted member 84247]

hmmm... hmmmm..... hmmmmmmmmm.... should I or shouldn't I.... hmmmm... hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... tempting

Don’t degrate yourself

 

[Deleted member 146224]

I went and read back anyways. Theirl really did a 3v1, I guess you can say he had his head in the clouds.

I mean, there was an attempt?

I can help you cook yourself!

Yay! Oke

Don’t degrate yourself

Oi! No grating Danny!


I'm going through the entire thread, because I wanted to compile "On SHHS so far" and it was you @Azure_Fog ! It's you who tried to eat me right after joining! I remember telling someone to eat an eldritch and it was you! It was page 23 at the time... I've been bullied since page 23
Edit: by 29 I'm already being suspected of being another eldritch...

 

[Theirl]

I went and read back anyways. Theirl really did a 3v1, I guess you can say he had his head in the clouds.

I regret nothing

 

[Azure_Fog]

I can help you cook yourself!

Ooo~ More Seymour cooking~

I'm going through the entire thread, because I wanted to compile "On SHHS so far" and it was you @Azure_Fog ! It's you who tried to eat me right after joining! I remember telling someone to eat an eldritch and it was you! It was page 23 at the time... I've been bullied since page 23
Edit: by 29 I'm already being suspected of being another eldritch...

What~? I’m obsessed with eating you~

 

[Deleted member 146224]

What~? I’m obsessed with eating you~

tsundere~

I know I'm gonna die for that, but still worth it

 

[Azure_Fog]

tsundere~

I know I'm gonna die for that, but still worth it

*creates dimensional rift that destroys all matter it comes into contact with on top of daikon*

 

[Deleted member 146224]

*creates dimensional rift in hay destroys all matter it comes into contact with on top of daikon*

b... but... then you won't be able to eat me anymore?

 

[SsemouyOnan]

tsundere~

I know I'm gonna die for that, but still worth it

... I'm not sure an obsessive fixation with eating you is exactly tsundere behavior... That would be more yan...gire?

Ooo~ More Seymour cooking~

I'll make it with love! I stole a bunch last Christmas, still have them in bottles

 

[Azure_Fog]

b... but... then you won't be able to eat me anymore?

Ignoring my typo, you’ll respawn eventually~

I'll make it with love! I stole a bunch last Christmas, still have them in bottles

I’d prefer souls~