SHF High-school Fanfic

[LuoirM]

@Corty
Personal Information:

• Name: Luoir

Position Applying For: Vice President

Powers: Stalking skills, speech 100, knowing the exact 3 round measurements of all humanoid male and female in the school as long as they're above a 1 (my standard is low). I also have extremely, EXTREMELY good multitasking ability, I could be touching Corty but my eyes over at Ria, other eye at Nahrenne, my mind onto Azure, etc etc.

Reasons Why You Want to Join: ̶I̶ ̶w̶a̶n̶t̶ ̶p̶o̶w̶e̶r̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶r̶a̶i̶s̶e̶ ̶a̶ ̶c̶u̶l̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶a̶l̶l̶o̶w̶s̶ ̶m̶e̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶m̶o̶l̶e̶s̶t̶-̶-I mean, I am very deep with responsibilities, I know how to use my power for good since I'm the youngest in my family, and I can do chores like mopping, sweeping and also I want to be near the president Corty for SFW reason apart for in class.

Why You Think You Are Perfect for the Chosen Position: I have great problem solving skills, proven by that time I defeated the Endbringer to save the world by picking him up gently and telling him I'll give him bread (now I must pay for the consequences since I don't have bread on me, I should consult Rhaps on this)

Additional Information: I remember everyone by smell, therefore I could easily know who in school kidnap me and didn't block my nose if that were to happen.

References (if any):

• Nah bro

Declaration: I hereby certify that all information provided in this application is accurate and truthful to the best of my knowledge. I understand that any false information may result in disqualification from consideration for a Student Council position.

Signature: SAVI

 

[Corty]

@LuoirM

Spoiler: Application results

You guys need to start bringing your sweet talking to a new level.

 

[MidnightFox]

@MatchaChocolate69

Spoiler: Application results

@MidnightFox

Spoiler: Application results

If someone else signs up for the same position and gets a better result, they will outrank you.

@ElliePorter

Spoiler: Application results

@Simple_Russian_Boi

Spoiler: Application results

If someone else signs up for the same position and gets a better result, they will outrank you.

I didn't say, but you can try and sign up for a different position even if you were refused from one.

I'm surprised i actually passed, well conditionally but still better than nothing

 

[RepresentingDesire]

Imagine if one day the clubs just pick a fight on each other and ya just gotta make 3 different excuses not to come

lol, I would be on every site at the same time.

@MatchaChocolate69

Spoiler: Application results

@MidnightFox

Spoiler: Application results

If someone else signs up for the same position and gets a better result, they will outrank you.

@ElliePorter

Spoiler: Application results

@Simple_Russian_Boi

Spoiler: Application results

If someone else signs up for the same position and gets a better result, they will outrank you.

I didn't say, but you can try and sign up for a different position even if you were refused from one.

I think nobody except Paul is good enough to have no flaws.

 

[LuoirM]

@LuoirM

Spoiler: Application results

You guys need to start bringing your sweet talking to a new level.

I roll for seduction to chatGPT, I don't have a fixed gender so that's a +1 modification

 

[MidnightFox]

Would it make more sense if chapters 14 and 15 were switched, in terms of narrative?

 

[MidnightFox]

lol, I would be on every site at the same time.

I think nobody except Paul is good enough to have no flaws.

Doubt

 

[SsemouyOnan]

@LuoirM

Spoiler: Application results

You guys need to start bringing your sweet talking to a new level.

Hol up, let this minion cook

 

[Nahrenne]

Which type of cheese is the moon? The human soul kind~?

Reminds me of [Wallace and Gromit: A Grand Day Out] where the titular characters build a rocket and go to the moon cos Wallace wants to have a holiday there and try the cheese on it.

A lotta folks here likes cheese, well I don't, how about we make a baby and see what they think

Ironically...if a baby vomits up the milk they drank...you kind of get cheese curds...

So you'd still end up going back to cheese.

X

 

[Corty]

Ironically...if a baby vomits up the milk they drank...you kind of get cheese curds...

So you'd still end up going back to cheese.

X

And you say playing as loli is disgusting.

 

[SRB]

@LuoirM

Spoiler: Application results

You guys need to start bringing your sweet talking to a new level.

They need to learn when to stop talking. Different things, sadly.

 

[Nahrenne]

And you say playing as loli is disgusting.

Where did I say the word disgusting when talking about lolis?

Also...
...I don't really get what you're implying when mentioning playing as...
...are you implying someone play as a baby, or something?
*is confused*

X

 

[MidnightFox]

@LuoirM

Spoiler: Application results

You guys need to start bringing your sweet talking to a new level.

Can we get Envy as our vice President?

 

[LuoirM]

They need to learn when to stop talking. Different things, sadly.

I don't understand this phrase and I'm afraid

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Personal Information:

• Name: SsemouyOnan

Position Applying For: Secretary

Powers: I am rather capable in Information Gathering and Recordkeeping, two very important skillsets for a Secretary. As proof, I have spent a great deal of time observing and noting down the habits and behaviors of my peers, down to their very time table of their everyday schedules. I am able to compile these neatly and succinctly within a document, allowing me to most efficiently plan out mass gatherings and personalized activities for our dear students.

Reasons Why You Want to Join: As proven by my time spent in written observations, I care a great deal about my fellow students. Especially our Miss President. I will expertly manage her schedule and ensure that she is freed from the burden of all her difficult duties. I had already taken initiative and contacted a council of advisors for her to consult so that she need not worry about making decisions. Even as a humble secretary, I want to ensure that every student and staff of this academy gets the treatment they rightfully deserve.

Why You Think You Are Perfect for the Chosen Position: I consider myself a servant of my people. Coming from a difficult and lowly background, I can ensure that my decisions are fair and just. Should I secure this position, I promise to exercise my skills and authority to compile a comprehensive data bank on the detailed information of every student for the council to freely peruse and ensure the effectiveness of their plans. Additionally, I will advise our dearly beloved president to support several important and promising projects, such as the expansion of the Blood Farm, the opening of Los Pollos Hermanos in the cafeteria and the Monthly Stabbathon event. I have several contacts to wealthy, benevolent and wise individuals who are willing to support the council for very generous terms. Additionally, I already have experience working as a secretary for the Drug Cartel. Do not worry, it is a reputable pharmaceutical organization approved by our janitor.

Additional Information: I have taken the initiative to compile a list of promising individuals to put in positions of my successful acquisition of this position. Namely Lord Matcha and his affiliates. They are all very eager to do their duty and serve the student council to the best of their abilities. Thank you for your time, please consider me wisely.

References (if any):

• Teacher or Faculty Reference (Optional):
• Peer Reference: (Optional):

Declaration: I hereby certify that all information provided in this application is accurate and truthful to the best of my knowledge. I understand that any false information may result in disqualification from consideration for a Student Council position.

Signature: January 25th of the Year 2024

 

[Theirl]

Personal Information:

• Name: SsemouyOnan

Position Applying For: Secretary

Powers: I am rather capable in Information Gathering and Recordkeeping, two very important skillsets for a Secretary. As proof, I have spent a great deal of time observing and noting down the habits and behaviors of my peers, down to their very time table of their everyday schedules. I am able to compile these neatly and succinctly within a document, allowing me to most efficiently plan out mass gatherings and personalized activities for our dear students.

Reasons Why You Want to Join: As proven by my time spent in written observations, I care a great deal about my fellow students. Especially our Miss President. I will expertly manage her schedule and ensure that she is freed from the burden of all her difficult duties. I had already taken initiative and contacted a council of advisors for her to consult so that she need not worry about making decisions. Even as a humble secretary, I want to ensure that every student and staff of this academy gets the treatment they rightfully deserve.

Why You Think You Are Perfect for the Chosen Position: I consider myself a servant of my people. Coming from a difficult and lowly background, I can ensure that my decisions are fair and just. Should I secure this position, I promise to exercise my skills and authority to compile a comprehensive data bank on the detailed information of every student for the council to freely peruse and ensure the effectiveness of their plans. Additionally, I will advise our dearly beloved president to support several important and promising projects, such as the expansion of the Blood Farm, the opening of Los Pollos Hermanos in the cafeteria and the Monthly Stabbathon event. I have several contacts to wealthy, benevolent and wise individuals who are willing to support the council for very generous terms. Additionally, I already have experience working as a secretary for the Drug Cartel. Do not worry, it is a reputable pharmaceutical organization approved by our janitor.

Additional Information: I have taken the initiative to compile a list of promising individuals to put in positions of my successful acquisition of this position. Namely Lord Matcha and his affiliates. They are all very eager to do their duty and serve the student council to the best of their abilities. Thank you for you time, please consider me wisely.

References (if any):

• Teacher or Faculty Reference (Optional):
• Peer Reference: (Optional):

Declaration: I hereby certify that all information provided in this application is accurate and truthful to the best of my knowledge. I understand that any false information may result in disqualification from consideration for a Student Council position.

Signature: January

go and defeat the ai overlords

 

[Corty]

@SsemouyOnan

Spoiler: Application results

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

Personal Information:

• Name: SsemouyOnan

Position Applying For: Secretary

Powers: I am rather capable in Information Gathering and Recordkeeping, two very important skillsets for a Secretary. As proof, I have spent a great deal of time observing and noting down the habits and behaviors of my peers, down to their very time table of their everyday schedules. I am able to compile these neatly and succinctly within a document, allowing me to most efficiently plan out mass gatherings and personalized activities for our dear students.

Reasons Why You Want to Join: As proven by my time spent in written observations, I care a great deal about my fellow students. Especially our Miss President. I will expertly manage her schedule and ensure that she is freed from the burden of all her difficult duties. I had already taken initiative and contacted a council of advisors for her to consult so that she need not worry about making decisions. Even as a humble secretary, I want to ensure that every student and staff of this academy gets the treatment they rightfully deserve.

Why You Think You Are Perfect for the Chosen Position: I consider myself a servant of my people. Coming from a difficult and lowly background, I can ensure that my decisions are fair and just. Should I secure this position, I promise to exercise my skills and authority to compile a comprehensive data bank on the detailed information of every student for the council to freely peruse and ensure the effectiveness of their plans. Additionally, I will advise our dearly beloved president to support several important and promising projects, such as the expansion of the Blood Farm, the opening of Los Pollos Hermanos in the cafeteria and the Monthly Stabbathon event. I have several contacts to wealthy, benevolent and wise individuals who are willing to support the council for very generous terms. Additionally, I already have experience working as a secretary for the Drug Cartel. Do not worry, it is a reputable pharmaceutical organization approved by our janitor.

Additional Information: I have taken the initiative to compile a list of promising individuals to put in positions of my successful acquisition of this position. Namely Lord Matcha and his affiliates. They are all very eager to do their duty and serve the student council to the best of their abilities. Thank you for you time, please consider me wisely.

References (if any):

• Teacher or Faculty Reference (Optional):
• Peer Reference: (Optional):

Declaration: I hereby certify that all information provided in this application is accurate and truthful to the best of my knowledge. I understand that any false information may result in disqualification from consideration for a Student Council position.

Signature: January 25th of the Year 2024

As Lord Matcha, I am writing to recommend Seymour for the position of Secretary in the Scribble Hub High School Student Council.
Seymour, despite being an incorporeal entity, has demonstrated exceptional organizational skills and a keen attention to detail - qualities imperative for the role of Secretary.

Seymour's ability to manage and prioritize tasks efficiently, even in the face of my often chaotic and unpredictable demands, is commendable. Moreover, Seymour's unique perspective as a non-human entity brings a fresh and innovative approach to problem-solving, a valuable asset to the Student Council.

I am confident that Seymour's dedication and skills will greatly contribute to the efficiency and effectiveness of the Student Council.

Sincerely, Lord Matcha

 

[Corty]

As Lord Matcha, I am writing to recommend Seymour for the position of Secretary in the Scribble Hub High School Student Council.
Seymour, despite being an incorporeal entity, has demonstrated exceptional organizational skills and a keen attention to detail - qualities imperative for the role of Secretary.

Seymour's ability to manage and prioritize tasks efficiently, even in the face of my often chaotic and unpredictable demands, is commendable. Moreover, Seymour's unique perspective as a non-human entity brings a fresh and innovative approach to problem-solving, a valuable asset to the Student Council.

I am confident that Seymour's dedication and skills will greatly contribute to the efficiency and effectiveness of the Student Council.

Sincerely, Lord Matcha

Did you just become the dark hand behind @SsemouyOnan ? Sus. Did you bribe the AI?

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

Did you just become the dark hand behind @SsemouyOnan ? Sus. Did you bribe the AI?

MUHAHHAHAHHA!
It's been my plan from the beginning!

CHECKMATE, CORTY!