You have four choices

[RepresentingCaution]

2) I would not be happy if I didn't work for what I have.

 

[Deleted member 76176]

Do they have internet connection on the moon? Regardless, 1 is the way to go.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

I mean, if it means I get to smash the princess, I'm fine with that

Ok, fine! I change to 2.

Good points.

 

[Rhaps]

1, definitely. Being a dragon means I can breathe fire, and with fire I can burn down forests like Ozai and significantly speed up global warming.

 

[HelloHound]

is this in fact some sort of personality test? like the kind you see on novelty sites and such?

 

[J_Chemist]

Number 2. Though I don't think I'd go so far as become duke, but the wife gets what the wife wants I guess.

 

[AnonUnlimited]

I choose 5, I want to reincarnate as a question mark.

 

[Prince_Azmiran_Myrian]

You are reincarnated as a Dragon or Dragoness but you are feared by many and respected by a few.

You also have a never ending amount of wealth, followers, companions and live inside a colossal castle at the moon.

Finally, you made a poll choice that is tailored to my specific desires.
?
You get me, you really do.

 

[Succubiome]

I mean, the best end results of the other three options is lower than what #1 gives you from the start, so it's not even laziness.

Why would you intentionally work harder for less results? That's not even laziness, so there's no real reason to choose the other ones unless you really like murder or capitalism or... okay, I don't see the draw of #2 at all.

#2 gives you local fame after your multiple lives
#3 gives you the opportunity to just maybe change the system after backstabbing and murdering your way to the top of a horrible backstabbing system
#4 gives you the opportunity to be Filthy Rich, probably through questionable means, and teach the ways of capitalism to others

If you want a challenge and/or like helping people, you can take #1 and use your power to try to make the world as good and/or just a place for everyone as possible.

 

[SsemouyOnan]

None of these vessels can contain my conciousness in any meaningful way.

(Muh, I don't like any of these choices so I d'wanna pick)

 

[Deleted member 84247]

I choose 5, I want to reincarnate as a question mark.

He finally embraces the true nature of himself.

 

[Theirl]

Number 2

 

[Terrate]

Wait, there were description to the numbers? I thought it was just a question on which number you like the most ?

 

[HungrySheep]

Number 2 is pretty epic.

 

[SRB]

I will choose 1 simply because then I will be able to behave like a huge and dangerous cat. It's going to be a wonderful life.

2) I would not be happy if I didn't work for what I have.

I'll imagine that in all variants you'll have to work for your happiness, otherwise it would be a little strange.

 

[CupcakeNinja]

You are reincarnated as a Dragon or Dragoness but you are feared by many and respected by a few.

You also have a never ending amount of wealth, followers, companions and live inside a colossal castle at the moon.

Or

You are reincarnated as a poor yet happy male/female villager that gets drafted into being a town's soldier but after many years of hard work, you become a knight and a noble (baron class) then after a few more years, you become the duke/duchess and is married to the crown prince/princess, have kids, grow old and die, a natural death (old age) being remembered by many as a loyal servant, war hero and decorated knight errant.

Or

You reincarnate as a little demon in the demon realm where you are 100th in line for the throne of succession to become the Demon King/Queen.

You have a lot of tutors in history, politics, economy, statistics etc and you grew up to be a fine demon/demoness noble that killed his/her siblings for the throne until you become the new Demon King/Queen.

You have a lot of enemies, a few friends that you could call "Allies", chief advisors, companions, children and will you break the brutal cycle of hate that will let you die at the hands of your own children or will you establish a new rule that lets your children choose for themselves, the path they should take?

Lastly,

You reincarnate as a goblin villager that trades with a nearby human village.

You are taken in by an old merchant that teaches you all the things, you need to know about selling and buying. Due to your innate greedy nature, you become the most wealthy goblin merchant in the continent and retire at your home village, teaching young goblins, the way of money.

im gonna be a dragon. I will spend my days smoking weed, snorting coke and fucking other men's wives and daughters and make them watch as i impregnate them. Not because im horny, but because i love the faces of utmost despair. But dont worry, because its all fake. The women are just look-a-likes with their faces obscured so the men THINK im fucking their wives and daughters. Then i'll reveal the whole thing.

Why? because i love the faces of utmost despair, the anguished sobbing as they question why i would ever pull such a cruel deception. And my answer will be, "Character development."

 

[PeacefulMyst]

4. screw all the other shit, im just gonna awaken my goblin potential and stay true to the goblin way ?

 

[NotaNuffian]

1

 

[RepresentingWrath]

3

 

[Woolen_Monkey]

Why not monkey, who lives life as a monkey...