SH Forum Lore #15

[Ellieporter]

Just a com (comedy) MC. 1st, look at my pfp. See how comedic my love life is? Even the air made sure I'm forever alone. 2nd, I tried wooing a girl before and she rejected me three times without mercy. And 3rd, I'm pathetically suicidal (especially if depressed).

Im surprised you even did it 2 times more when she rejected you the first time....

 

[EternalEscape]

Very nice.

 

[Deleted member 54065]

Im surprised you even did it 2 times more when she rejected you the first time....

Can't help it. When I love someone, I stay 'faithful' to them until it's impossible for me to do it (like marriage), thinking maybe--just maybe--I can still convince her to look towards me.

But yeah, nope. I'm hurt, but got to let go of the person you like because you love her and want her happiness.

See the comedy?

 

[Ellieporter]

Can't help it. When I love someone, I stay 'faithful' to them until it's impossible for me to do it (like marriage), thinking maybe--just maybe--I can still convince her to look towards me.

But yeah, nope. I'm hurt, but got to let go of the person you like because you love her and want her happiness.

See the comedy?

Maybe if you try it one more time then it would be hilarious.

 

[LuoirM]

Man I wish I was that being carried by a mommy dommy

 

[Deleted member 54065]

Maybe if you try it one more time then it would be hilarious.

She's married already.

I'm no homewrecker. I've seen the effects of cheating on my students, and I won't do it, even if I end up alone.

 

[Corty]

She's married already.

I'm no homewrecker. I've seen the effects of cheating on my students, and I won't do it, even if I end up alone.

Are you truly alone when you have friends?

The voices inside your head do not count. I know from experience. Shh! Quiet! He will hear us!

 

[Aaqil]

The voices inside your head do not count. I know from experience. Shh! Quiet! He will hear us!

*pat pat*,

 

[Corty]

*pat pat*,

 

[Deleted member 54065]

Are you truly alone when you have friends?

Is my life a shounen manga where I survive with the power of friendship?

The voices inside your head do not count. I know from experience. Shh! Quiet! He will hear us!

B-But...they're real! And they're calling me, "Hans! Hans! Pay your debts now, damn you!"

*pat pat*,

...in Filipino means 'stick'.

 

[Corty]

Is my life a shounen manga where I survive with the power of friendship?

If it is, then get ready for a harem ending.


Or you will be blue balled to the wall...

 

[Deleted member 54065]

If it is, then get ready for a harem ending.


Or you will be blue balled to the wall...

Nice boat.

 

[Rhaps]

B-But...they're real! And they're calling me, "Hans! Hans! Pay your debts now, damn you!"

Don't let them get to you, the voices in my head constantly tell me to commit mass k!lling but I always shut them down. Strengthen your mental fortitude, my guy.

 

[ArrogantYoungMaster]

Wait... this commisioner knew who is Anon the entire time?

 

[Aaqil]

...in Filipino means 'stick'.

Hans, pat yourself with a pat pat,
Preferably a soft one, made of foam, or bubble wrap,

 

[Deleted member 54065]

Don't let them get to you, the voices in my head constantly tell me to commit mass k!lling but I always shut them down. Strengthen your mental fortitude, my guy.

Let's call our resident Holy Fire Purger of Intrusive Thoughts...

@Prince_Azmiran_Myrian boss!

Wait... this commisioner knew who is Anon the entire time?

Seriously, seems like it, yes.

 

[ArrogantYoungMaster]

Seriously, seems like it, yes.

 

[Rhaps]

Seriously, seems like it, yes.

The plot thickens.

 

[Notadate]

Dammit, my post is gone

 

[Rhaps]

This is a ploy to get Anon to touch grass!