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Don't be harsh on him, he simply can't accept his new reality(genderbent by you).
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You are right. I am sorry @Anon2023.Don't be harsh on him, he simply can't accept his new reality(genderbent by you).
ThrillingHuman
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No, witchpires are not real.
Witches are women who make deals with the devil or demons or some kinds of geists or pagan spirits in exchange for power (dealing with non-pagan spirits is shamanism, not witchcraft)
Vampires are creatures that already belong to the devil or one of the 72 hell rulers (on Earth, other dimensions have different local administration) as legionaires in the land of the living. They don't have the right to negotiate any deals as bona-fida property.
The so-called witchpires are just vampires that have magical powers - which is basically any vampire of any measure of pure blood. There's nothing witchy about some mages.
Witches are women who make deals with the devil or demons or some kinds of geists or pagan spirits in exchange for power (dealing with non-pagan spirits is shamanism, not witchcraft)
Vampires are creatures that already belong to the devil or one of the 72 hell rulers (on Earth, other dimensions have different local administration) as legionaires in the land of the living. They don't have the right to negotiate any deals as bona-fida property.
The so-called witchpires are just vampires that have magical powers - which is basically any vampire of any measure of pure blood. There's nothing witchy about some mages.
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Yes. The devil or demons or mages of any kind are not real. Rest assured, your soul is not in danger and be brave when somebody offers you anything that may result in a loss of your soul to hell in the afterlife. Because none of it is real and it is all fiction. Speaking of, would you be willing to give me your soul? As a joke, of course (not), since witches are not real and you cannot accidentally lose your soul to infernal beings (lol).
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I don’t wish to give away my fictional soul…
how come we weren’t friends before?
ThrillingHuman
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Speaking of the og request, spells are also not real in witchcraft.
In witchcraft we use various rituals instead. The closest thing we have to spells are curses and potions and talismans.
Curses are, translated to pedestrian, common agreements that do not require extensive negotiations and can be automated. When rituals are like calling the other side and haggling for a price, curses are like going to a supermarket and buying things.
Potions and talismans are products of negotiations, but they act as checks that could be cashed in later.
I myself prefer rituals but will use a curse or two every now and again. Rarely though. I believe only a low-level witch will rely on curses.
In witchcraft we use various rituals instead. The closest thing we have to spells are curses and potions and talismans.
Curses are, translated to pedestrian, common agreements that do not require extensive negotiations and can be automated. When rituals are like calling the other side and haggling for a price, curses are like going to a supermarket and buying things.
Potions and talismans are products of negotiations, but they act as checks that could be cashed in later.
I myself prefer rituals but will use a curse or two every now and again. Rarely though. I believe only a low-level witch will rely on curses.
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To be honest though, I do believe witches are real. I just stay away from them. They have a certain connection with the devil in real life.
Vampires aren’t real though.
Vampires aren’t real though.
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This Monotone Puppet’s go-to spell is to first gaze upon a star, any celestial body will do though (they will hear you anyway), and imagine one eye, then another, and then another… until they cover your vision in mind. Then ask whether you can be FRIENDS. They may take a while, but some will look at you happily regardless. When they say yes, give the Stars a big hug!!!
Don’t worry! The tears of blood coming from your eyes, ears, and mouth are temporary.
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I'd like a disappearing spell for when I get rejected.
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You wouldn't know a witch if you met one. We don't exactly go around wearing pointy hats (a shame! This is very fashionable!), cackling like maniacs. The definition I gave is very broad, so one doesn't need to be adept at or a frequent user of dark forces. Just a small sacrifice for wealth, or love and such already marks one in the books.
That most of such deals don't end well for the mortals who make them is not well-known. The infernals in particular know how to distinguish a potential reccuring customer who you better fleece lightly and a one-off deal which is better be fleeced completely and then slaughtered for dinner.
An experienced witch knows how to game the game, though apart from myself, I've only met a dozen others in my life. Some of those names are pretty well-known and you'd be surprised who they were.
Back when I was a kid, in the Great Macedonian Empire, I have had to visit a vampire coven for the first time. Back then those were pretty common. Get a subjugated tribe of barbarians, let one tribe leader to survive, tempt them a bit with vengeance, let them accept a curse... simple stuff.
But back then there were all kinds of warlocks and priests of cults of the pagan deities and pagan spirits... people were more enterprising, you know? So vampires were common and not as feared as now. It's only after the one who should not be named (or the unholy may combust in blue flames) came two millenia ago that the whole culture began to decline. You can't find a True Ancestor nowadays, or a high priest of [redacted] [redacted] or [redacted], or a warlock.
Nowadays due to the decline of the unholy arts, ironically, the unclean ones reap souls like weeds. Clowns will trade their souls for material wealth rather than an eternal youth or unmatched power, at least. Always makes me want to facepalm when I see it.
Like, not your ability to laugh for ten days, or fingernails, one's entire soul! It's mostly because after the first coming of you-know-who Hell kind of monopolised the industry. I still know how to trade with a fae, or a spirit, or a ghost or a pagan god, but such knowledge is so uncommon that most will go straight to Hell.
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Imma ninja.
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I've got another spell for you. This one will make them cry tears of regret for rejecting you.Imma ninja.
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I'll make them suffer...I've got another spell for you. This one will make them cry tears of regret for rejecting you.
Wait, wrong! I mean supper!