Antichristmas degeneracy

owotrucked

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Merry christmas!!

What kind of cursed shit are you doing on this day of celebration?

I'm just doing the usual, drawing lightly clothed thots. What about you?
 

Minx

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I become productive, it's insane.
 

tiaf

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Cooking a week worth of food for a whole family and watching movies in the meantime.
 

NotaNuffian

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Going back to the porn that I had stopped and continue to write them.

Hurray I am being productive thanks to my boss~

I want him dead for my xmas gift but Santa isn't real and I am too broke to call a hit.
 

owotrucked

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Going back to the porn that I had stopped and continue to write them.

Hurray I am being productive thanks to my boss~

I want him dead for my xmas gift but Santa isn't real and I am too broke to call a hit.
The thread was almost too wholesome, but we dodged it thanks to you.

Is your boss paying triple for christmas?
 

TheEldritchGod

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Procrastination.

I need to make a turkey, because nobody likes ham. I will slather it in butter, honey, and brown sugar to the point I am effectively deep fat frying it in glucose.

Then I am stuffing it full of loose bacon. Why? Because everything tastes better soaked in bacon Grease and I miss ham.

Nobody knows about the bacon. I just call it the secret ingredient.
 

NotaNuffian

This does spark joy.
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Procrastination.

I need to make a turkey, because nobody likes ham. I will slather it in butter, honey, and brown sugar to the point I am effectively deep fat frying it in glucose.

Then I am stuffing it full of loose bacon. Why? Because everything tastes better soaked in bacon Grease and I miss ham.

Nobody knows about the bacon. I just call it the secret ingredient.
 

BearlyAlive

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My dad's undusting his pizza oven, so christmas ends up becoming pizza hell. When People tell you you can't have too much of something good, they lie! Being kindness-forced to eat your own weight in pizza is not "a good thing". I'm gonna have to hibernate for a few days just to digest everything...
 

Jemini

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Trying desperately to come up with a plan on how to deal with a 2 year old and a 3 year old who's mother just got them some very loud toys for Christmas.
 

Cipiteca396

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24 hour day to try and catch up on all the stuff I missed visiting family.
 
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