Monkey's Paw

[BenJepheneT]

Granted, but it is completely overcooked and burnt.

I wish it was colder

Granted, now everyone's hotter than you.

I wish I can have cereal with milk.

 

[tiaf]

Granted, now everyone's hotter than you.

I wish I can have cereal with milk.

Granted, but your cereals are tasteless because they were the cheap no-name imitation.

I wish someone could take my empty plate away to wash it.

 

[Zoey]

Granted, but your cereals are tasteless because they were the cheap no-name imitation.

I wish someone could take my empty plate away to wash it.

Granted, a indescribable lovecraftian horror takes and washes your plate. Seeing it leaves you an insane drooling mess.

I wish for ancient forbidden knowledge.

 

[BenJepheneT]

Granted, a indescribable lovecraftian horror takes and washes your plate. Seeing it leaves you an insane drooling mess.

I wish for ancient forbidden knowledge.

Granted, now you discover the rock dildo.

I wish for the rock dildo

 

[tiaf]

Granted, now you discover the rock dildo.

I wish for the rock dildo

Granted, but you can't use it.

I wish for tasty food.

 

[BenJepheneT]

Granted, but you can't use it.

I wish for tasty food.

Granted, now you're tasty.

I wish for someone to take me out.

 

[tiaf]

Granted, now you're tasty.

I wish for someone to take me out.

Granted, you turned into a hamster and someone is finally taking you out of your cage, just to punt you into a ball.

I wish SHF had a fish blob.

 

[Zoey]

Granted, you turned into a hamster and someone is finally taking you out of your cage, just to punt you into a ball.

I wish SHF had a fish blob.

Granted,

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I wish Tony would add a fish blob.

 

[BenJepheneT]

Granted, View attachment 1381.

I wish Tony would add a fish blob.

Granted, it's a dead one at that.

I wish upon a magnifying glass.

 

[Yorda]

Granted, it's a dead one at that.

I wish upon a magnifying glass.

Granted. The magnifying glass examines your life's finest details and assembles a wish comprised of your deepest, darkest desires.

Spoiler

How's that? Is it fucking familiar?

I wish that @BenJepheneT would harass me more ...

 

[tiaf]

Granted. The magnifying glass examines your life's finest details and assembles a wish comprised of your deepest, darkest desires.

Spoiler

How's that? Is it fucking familiar?

I wish that @BenJepheneT would harass me more ...

Granted, but it’s actually an imposter.

I wish for good weather.

 

[Yorda]

Granted, but it’s actually an imposter.

I wish for good weather.

Granted, but it's good weather on Mars.

I wish for neodymium magnets and an enamel coated copper wire spool.

 

[tiaf]

Granted, but it's good weather on Mars.

I wish for neodymium magnets and an enamel coated copper wire spool.

Granted, but they have you on their blacklist now.

I wish for more updates of my favorite novels.

 

[binarysoap]

Granted, but they have you on their blacklist now.

I wish for more updates of my favorite novels.

Granted, but it becomes absolute garbage afterwards.

I wish Tiaf would draw a nice cover art for me.

 

[GeriatricTools]

Granted, but it becomes absolute garbage afterwards.

I wish Tiaf would draw a nice cover art for me.

Granted, the art will be full of fish blobs, and nothing else.

I wish I can write events that make sense.

 

[tiaf]

I wish Tiaf would draw a nice cover art for me.

Only works with Bl.

Ace x Sin x Harem triangle

Granted, the art will be full of fish blobs, and nothing else.

I wish I can write events that make sense.

Granted, they will be boring though.

I wish my art skills level up.

 

[BenJepheneT]

Only works with Bl. View attachment 1383 Ace x Sin x Harem triangle


Granted, they will be boring though.

I wish my art skills level up.

Granted, now your intelligence level down.

I wish @Yorda would stop consuming my Jack Daniel's cereal.

 

[Yorda]

Granted, now your intelligence level down.

I wish @Yorda would stop consuming my Jack Daniel's cereal.

Granted. @Yorda now consumes all the good food in your fridge instead.

I wish sketchy men would stop knocking on my vehicle windows at night, and thieves would stop trying to break into my vehicle at night.

 

[binarysoap]

Granted. @Yorda now consumes all the good food in your fridge instead.

I wish sketchy men would stop knocking on my vehicle windows at night, and thieves would stop trying to break into my vehicle at night.

Granted, that's because your vehicle was successfully stolen, so there is nothing left .

I wished I owned a vehicle

 

[tiaf]

Granted, that's because your vehicle was successfully stolen, so there is nothing left .

I wished I owned a vehicle

Granted, it’s a super expensive Oldtimer without a functioning motor.

I wish I could sleep better than last night.