How old are you?!

[gogo7966]

i am eternal

 

[2021]

i am eternal

I am forever, because you’ll always remember me, fear me, and say why the fuck was that year so bad, maybe 2021 w8ll be better, ha no!


2022 won’t either

 

[PeacefulMyst]

Ay... fellow... children?

sounded weird but hello! fellow children!

 

[Scaver]

A tad bit over 20.
Ahem, I am a primordial force of nature that has existed for countless aeons and shall exist for countless aeons more.

I guess nowadays the people take their privacy a bit more seriously, what with giant tech corporations stealing collecting and selling our data. Maybe the recent Facebook stock crash gave a bit of an awakening to the public consciousness about the topic.

ah..eighth grade syndrome kicks in

 

[ABCGUY]

A tad bit over 20.
Ahem, I am a primordial force of nature that has existed for countless aeons and shall exist for countless aeons more.

I guess nowadays the people take their privacy a bit more seriously, what with giant tech corporations stealing collecting and selling our data. Maybe the recent Facebook stock crash gave a bit of an awakening to the public consciousness about the topic.

Mark knows everything

 

[ThrillingHuman]

Mark knows everything

Can't hide from Zucc, he don't even blink

 

[MyukiMruieast]

Ay... fellow... children?

Hi. Do you want to take the slides or take a book for scribbles? The kindergarten teacher has left and we are allowed to do anything since we're children.

To be exact, we're adolescents.

 

[Park_NamByul]

21

 

[T.K._Paradox]

Not as old as I feel.

 

[Amok]

I was there when Alexander defeated the Persian host

 

[OsiriumWrites]

Just search the ten fucking other threads asking this same question

Like seriously I don't mean to sound like a cunt but I dunno what our age has to do with anything. It's a weeb website full of isekai and smut. All you need to know is our fetishes

Spoken like a true poet.

'tips hat'

 

[CarburetorThompson]

Weezer is my favorite my band. Need I say more?

 

[Representing_Tromba]

I don't mind answering since half of the forum already knows this but I'm 21 and look like I'm in my early thirties. People seem to assume that I'm a lot older than I am.

Weezer is my favorite my band. Need I say more?

I grew up on Red jumpsuit apparatus, Weezer, and the red hot chili peppers because my parents were edgy potheads.

 

[T.K._Paradox]

I don't mind answering since half of the forum already knows this but I'm 21 and look like I'm in my early thirties. People seem to assume that I'm a lot older than I am.

I grew up on Red jumpsuit apparatus, Weezer, and the red hot chili peppers because my parents were edgy potheads.

I jumped back on to desktop only to be flashed by an anime thigh pic. Thanks Paul.

 

[Representing_Tromba]

I jumped back on to desktop only to be flashed by an anime thigh pic. Thanks Paul.

You're welcome. I think I might remove it from my signature but I know the horny teens will see it. It already worked on @Agentt

 

[SakeVision]

Old enough that my wisdom tooth is all rotten.

 

[Gryphon]

I don't even care anymore. I'm 18 bitches, and almost out of the prison known as highschool. Do with that information what you will, but know this. I've been writing some interesting stuff recently, and if you cross me, I'll write a tragic short story where you never get the bitches.

 

[CupcakeNinja]

There is ? I didn't know.
I never said you have to answer yk.

My age is beyond human comprehension. I am older than thought and younger than a newborn babe. All those who know me have done so their entire lives and not a single day at all.

What am I?

Nothing, this is just a dumb riddle I thought up just now. But if you can find a reasonable answer i shall give you a cookie

 

[RepresentingWrath]

My age is beyond human comprehension. I am older than thought and younger than a newborn babe. All those who know me have done so their entire lives and not a single day at all.

What am I?

Nothing, this is just a dumb riddle I thought up just now. But if you can find a reasonable answer i shall give you a cookie

You are a god of smut novels, gracing us with your blinding presence every now and again to spill some of your glory into our moms. Now give me a cookie.

 

[gogo7966]

Weezer is my favorite my band. Need I say more?