If you had the choice...

KoyukiMegumi

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I don't know why, but I was thinking... I know it a miracle... But what if we could transform into anything we wanted to be... What would you be?

I think I would be a dragon... or maybe a wolf... Is there a combination for both of them? A wolf with wings? A Dranwolf! :blob_aww: Yes, that is what I would be!
 

NotaNuffian

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Tentacle bikini.

Though to be honest, thanks to the dissolvable bikini trick, no one's gonna wear me.

Also, if anything is anything? Why can't I just transform into another world where I can make anime girls a real thing. Then it would be selfcest of course, since everything is me.
 

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I don't know why, but I was thinking... I know it a miracle... But what if we could transform into anything we wanted to be... What would you be?

I think I would be a dragon... or maybe a wolf... Is there a combination for both of them? A wolf with wings? A Dranwolf! :blob_aww: Yes, that is what I would be!
i'd want to be a better version of myself. a person that I'd look up to and say "that man's a certified chad. i'd let him peg me if he asks".

fuck being a dragon or a wolf. i ain't want to fall into a coma in the winter, and I've had enough fluffy pets to know what a pain in the ass it is to clean fur off the couch, especially on shit with fabric.
 

KoyukiMegumi

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i'd want to be a better version of myself. a person that I'd look up to and say "that man's a certified chad. i'd let him peg me if he asks".

fuck being a dragon or a wolf. i ain't want to fall into a coma in the winter, and I've had enough fluffy pets to know what a pain in the ass it is to clean fur off the couch, especially on shit with fabric.
:blob_uwu: I understand your desire to be a chad. We all want to be a chad in our lives.

Even me even though I can't pregnant other women... Or want to, for that matter.:sweating_profusely:

But, sir... I think you made me second guess myself there for a moment. :blob_dizzy:

I don't know about dragons (I don't think they hibernate either), but wolves don't hibernate.:sweat_smile::blobrofl:
 

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I'd like to turn into van helsing who has the same power level as Alucard. I'd also like to be a renaissance man. Can't be just killing monsters, there are times when you could make friends, have interesting convos and smash pretty monster ladies (vampires, werewolves, cow girls etc).
 

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a dark elf were-tiger. that is, to become a dark elf permanently, who can transform into a were-tiger occasionally
 

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Preferably something that can keep the ability to change shape. I hate the idea of being locked to one form.
A dragon one day, a panther the next. An Arachne, an Alraune, something else that starts with 'A'. Whimsy is a marvelous thing.
 
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Beach is nice... The sea, however... is a murderous mistress! :blob_shock:
Though if you were a sea serpent or a sea dragon, doubt you would worry about the sharks!:blob_happy:
well maybe..in another point of view, the beach is the death place whereas the sea is life. if you get washed ashore and don't find enough time to go back to to waters when it recedes and you desperately need the ocean...

nah. sharks are easy. worry about the killer whales more (thu actually maybe it would be cool to shapeshift into a killer whale). and the gang of dolphins on a porcupine puffer's high poison.
 

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well maybe..in another point of view, the beach is the death place whereas the sea is life. if you get washed ashore and don't find enough time to go back to to waters when it recedes and you desperately need the ocean...

nah. sharks are easy. worry about the killer whales more (thu actually maybe it would be cool to shapeshift into a killer whale). and the gang of dolphins on a porcupine puffer's high poison.
But, but where I live there are only sharks!!!! No whales to worry about. :blob_shock: We have tigers and bulls in the waters.
And... That is a way to think about it. Too bad the watery deep blue sky scares me to death. :sweating_profusely:

if i have to deal with brushing my fur off my bed every fucken day and miss out on wearing silk, fuck that
Fluffy fur is the best:blob_aww:
 
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But, but where I live there are only sharks!!!! No whales to worry about. :blob_shock: We have tigers and bulls in the waters.
And... That is a way to think about it. Too bad the watery deep blue sky scares me to death. :sweating_profusely:
ah simple, get a pet saltwater croc. besties with sharks, yah? jk.
Fluffy fur is the best:blob_aww:
something fluffy and dangerous.. hmm yess..honey badger or wolverine anyone?
 
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