Hate it when I'm in a restaurant tryna order and all the waitstaff are looking everywhere except in my direction
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Doh can't believe I missed Fall of Constantinople Day
I despise the AI overview thing especially for how it responds when you're just googling random shit. Like bro I wasn't asking you
The Spurs + nuns giving OKC that #BibleBelt #Game7 #HoldTheRefsFamiliesHostage
You see a lot of strange things staying at grandma's house.
A very old lady (not grandma) opened up the gates, walked into the yard, stood by the back door, then went back out about 10 minutes before midnight
Out of all the weird Britishisms, calling dish soap "washing up liquid" has got to be one of the wackiest
If the Thunder do beat the Spurs and face the Knicks in the Finals, I can at least rest easy knowing that it'll be the last time we ever see SGA play basketball... or in general
Shromp Rule #
I'm a krillion different shrimple from one day to the next
You can change
You can change
You can change
You can change
You can change
You can change
You can change
You can change
You can change
Baby you can change
And still choose me
Applying for a visa got me wondering and reflecting on if I really did commit crimes against humanity
I feel like getting into ghost hunting, but the griefers (crackheads and the homeless) have really sucked the fun out of the game
Can hardly find a good, ethical lobby these days smh
I hate stories that are straightforward narratively but are told as diary or journal entries. Like no fucking way you wrote all that down
Random music rec #4:
Two mods online. Now kith
Thought this shit said Cham
RIP NYC
I often find myself asking "are the straights okay?" despite also being straight because I am, in fact, not okay
Rule #2 of ShrimpShady School of Life
I'm a free speech abolitionist. I will invent a muzzle that only opens if you insert enough good boy tokens
Trve facts
Many can't accept it, but it's trve -
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